Still looking for ways to celebrate Beltane?  Here’s some ideas to help you design the perfect day.

1.  Get busy.  Let’s just get it out of the way.  We all know what this holiday is really about.  We may as well just call it Pagan Boink Fest 2016.  Be creative and adventurous.  A lot of people enjoy the outdoor setting.  I recommend a secluded area.  There’s no need to get arrested.  But you wouldn’t be the first couple, so whatever moves your groove.

2.  Get stupid drunk on a spring wine of your choice.  Rieslings, dandelion wines and floral blends are all popular choices.  Go ahead.  Kill the bottle.  Kill two.  I think we’ve establishing this is a day of indulgence.

3.  Create an epic May Pole.  If you’re the artist in your coven, use your gifts to make a gorgeous May Pole.  It’s the ultimate holiday gift.  I’ve…